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• Welcome to the Church Of Suicidal...
• Holy Smokes!...."the church is on fire!
• Pray.
• He unholied the holy water!
  -- Agnes describes what Santa's Little Helper did at church to Bart, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Most of us spend the first 6 days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
  -- Fred Alle...
• ARTHUR: No, hang on! Just answer the five questions .
  .. GALAHAD: Three questions ... ARTHUR: Three questions ....
• The Catholic Church *is not* the one true church. The Holy Orthodox >[Eastern] Christian Church is the one and only repository of the *fullness* >of Christ's > teachings.
  Sorry, but the one _true_ church is the Church of the Forgotten Son, where we worship the Almighty earthworm....
• Eyesburg Lettuce. -- Jeffrey's favorite recipe
• Head Lettuce. -- Jeffrey's favorite recipe