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• Take what Scouting taught you everywhere you go.
• When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground.
  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
• Ay, call it holy ground, The soil where first they trod
  They have left unstained what there they found,-- Freedom to worship God....
• Remember when: You played Red Rover, Red Rover, let Bob come over?
• Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.