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• 0147 Can you program a Turing machine? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• 0110 Have you ever taken a Turing test? 0111 ... Did you fail? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• You failed every segment, and misspelled `bus' on your application.
  -- Patty administers Otto's driving test, "Otto Show...
• Taken a Turing test lately?
• Hmmm, what could I give you that you don't already have ???
• You get what you pay for. Life is free. Hmmm....
• Hmmm, When is the last time the Tooth Fairy visited you?
• The Thought Police are here. They've come To put you under cardiac arrest.
  And as they drag you through the door They tell you that you've failed the test....
• If at first you don't succeed, you've failed failed again.