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• A large cloud of purple smoke appears before you. It clears away to reveal a tall sorcerer carrying a tape player and a myriad of tapes.
  He looks at everything and says "This adventure has lasted too long....
• A cloud of purple smoke appears, then clears away to reveal a tall sorcerer wearing tacky shoes.
  He makes a note of what you've just said, and says "Be nice....
• A cloud of purple smoke forms before your very eyes, and dissipates revealing a tall sorcerer in wireframe glasses and blue jeans.
  he fixes you with a vicious glare and proclaims "Arson is not allowed in this game....
• A cloud of purple smoke suddenly appears out of thin air.
  You hear a hollow voice say, "Please don't climb the walls....
• During the White House Easter Egg Roll of 1991, Quayle signed autographs using only his finger.
  He had prepared pre-signed cards which his aides handed out while he made signing gestures....
• Suddenly a sinister, wraithlike figure, cloaked and hooded, appears seeming to float in the air before you.
  In a low, almost inaudible voice he says, "I welcome you to the ranks of the chosen of Zork....
• A genie appears in a cloud of green smoke. He says, "Boy, you're greedy," and pulls out a phaser.
  * * zzzaapppp!!! * * You've been reduced to a cloud of quarks....
• There is a loud explosion, and a twenty-foot hole appears in the far wall, wall, burying the dwarves in the rubble.
  You march through the hole and and find yourself in the Main Office, where a cheering band of friendly friendly elves carry the conquering adventurer off into the sunset....
• A genie appears in a cloud of green smoke. He drops something, waves, and then vanishes, taking the smoke with him.