A lady wearing a chastity belt is not going to a ball.
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French chastity belt... - Save our virgin forests -
buy a tree a chastity belt... - Yes, I WAS wearing my
seat belt... - Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries.
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she won't even consider marriage until she's gotten... - It is not a good omen when the lady of your dreams shows up at the court
house for the wedding wearing designer jeans,
and the designer is a man whose name is Frigidaire...
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- I have not lost my mind-
it's backed up on disk somewhere... - Earl Wiener, 55, a University of Miami professor of management
science,
telling the Airline Pilots Association (in jest) about... - Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to
utter them.
Edgar Allan... - BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter,
5 yards to go... - Never speak to a man wearing leather trousers.
--
Tommy...
