His brain needs training wheels.
- Windows: training wheels for OS/2
- Amiga: Computer With Training Wheels you Can't Remove
- MacIntosh: Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
- Needs another brain to make half-wit.
- I never understood why God decided to endow the military
man with His big brain when bone and marrow are all that
he needs to execute his purpose.
-- A. Einstein - Ideas and Opinio...
- For Sale: Positronic Brain-Found near S.F.-Needs Work
- Cool... I broke his brain...
- Forgot to pay his brain bill.
- Man: Bart, think. What happens to you when you turn eight?
Bart: Well, your training wheels come off your bike....