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• Hi, kids!
• Hi.
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Krusty: Hi, kids! [laughs] [sees empty studio] Huh?
  Is it Saturday? -- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Ranger: I won't lie to you. Our chances of finding your children are slim to nil.
  Lisa: [from below] Hi mom! [Smithers and the kids are waving at Marge] Marge...
• Kent: For another opinion... Krusty: [laughs] Hi, kids!
  [laughs] Kent: Krusty, please. We're giving you the opportunity to participate in a serious discussion, here....
• Grandpa Charnock's Law: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
  [I thought it was when your kids learned to drive. Ed.]...
• Homer: Hi, kids, how was Duff Gardens? Lisa: Can't talk, coming down.
  [takes some pills] -- Lisa under psychedelia, "Selma's Choice...
• Here's an appealing fellow -- in fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.
  -- McClure narrates a driver's ed film, "Duffle...