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• Those who can, do. Those can't, teach. Those who destroy everything they touch, become high school counselors.
• Skinner: Um, ladies and gentlemen, the unthinkable has happened.
  Some sick, twisted individual has stolen every teacher's edition in this school....
• One of the major problems of modern education is that most of the work is left for the school teacher to do.
• High School Education -- Oxymoro
• The following appeared in a memo from the Principal of Sherwood Junior High School.
  "It appears that the lighting in Sherwood High's classrooms, which have large windows but minimal overhead light sources, is impairing student academic performance and teacher morale....
• Modula II - A high-school teacher and Pascal's daughter.
  Very much like her mother, but she has learned to cook with more than one pot....
• Cadet: Truth is beauty, beauty truth, sir! Lisa
  They're discussing poetry! Oh, they never do that at my school....
• 18) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student.
  At least they can find Afghanistan!" --A. Whitney Brow...
• Iowa State -- the high school after high school! -- Crow T. Robo