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• Hey Scouts, I know how to use a compass. Scouts? Scouts?!?
• Summer camp -- the time when most Scouts' parents get a break.
• Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• Nine out of ten ferrets choose Microsoft mice.
• Nine times out of ten the statisticians are wrong.
• We lie about the truth, that's what ruins us here. And do you know why we lie about the truth?
  Not because we like to, but because we are scared to death of it....
• I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.
• Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten. -- Philip K. Saunde
• Nine out of ten people think they are above average. The rest are in therapy.