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• It always gets darker, just before it gets completely dark.
• HEY! Just go on to the next message and no one gets hurt . . .
• Farfignewton: A long way 'til the next cookie.
• This cookie sucks" - "Shut up Beavis! It gets cool in a minute".
• The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe.
  But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it....
• Homer: Hey, how come he [SLH] gets meat and we don't?
  Marge: You wouldn't want what he's eating. It's mostly just snouts and entrails....
• The only way to make something completely foolproof is to keep it away from fools.
• Hey! This is just like the REAL world!
• Seems just like yesterday . . . Hey! It was!