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• Happiness: Me in a bar, Bob buying the drinks!
• Larry: Everybody go nuts! I'm buying! [to Moe] Hey, Handsome, send the bill to my dad.
  Moe: Okay, but the last guy who charged a drink to Burns turned up in a landfill....
• My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine -- everybody drinks water.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• Norm: Hey, everybody. All: [silence; everybody is mad at Norm for being rich.
  ] Norm: [Carries on both sides of the conversation himself....
• Hey, I've been setting my drinks on these things!
  -- Homer admires a rice cake, "Brush with Greatne...
• Hello everybody, I'm Dan Quayle.
• Otto: {Hey, Mrs. Simpson! You should try one of these "Smart Drinks.
  [laughs and drinks it] Ooh, wow...I've wasted my life!...
• Picard drinks - 2 drinks!