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• Not a moment too soon Jean...I mean Captain. -- Dr. Crusher, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4
• Captain Picard, you are now relieved of duty. I judge you to be disabled, mentally incapacitated.
  .. -- Dr. Crusher, "Lonely Among Us", stardate 41249.3...
• Johnny Carson: I just heard Milli Vanilli was arrested for impersonating a McNugget.
  Ed McMahon: Ho ho ho ho! Bart: Well, it's still fun to be up late....
• Captain, can I see you in your ready room. Its a private matter.
  No actually its an urgent one. -- Dr. Crusher, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2...
• Attention all decks, all divisions, effective immediately, I have handed over control of this vessel to Acting Captain Wesley Crusher.
  Thank you Captain Picard, thank you. And with that order dawns a brave new day for the Enterprise....
• Captain, my dear Captain. You owe me something, you do realize that, don't you?
  I'm a woman I haven't had the comfort of a husband, a man....
• Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like nobody's good enough for me.
  [a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs!...
• Oh, hey ho, men. You know, I was watching the Dumont last night, when I happened to catch a fascinating documentary on Rommel, the Desert Fox.
  .. -- Mr. Burns emerges from a bathroom stall, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's Hand Grenades I throw!