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• This fortune was brought to you by the people at Hewlett-Packard.
• The secret to Hewlett-Packard's success is that we've simply got more bonfires burning at one time.
  -- Bill Hewle...
• What if is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in your sentences without permission, or risk being sued.
• We were trying to figure out, is this an acceptable business for H-P to be in -- to run an entertainment line?
  It didn't seem like it was part of our core mandate....
• Precision? What precision?
• HP-SUX /H-P suhks/ n. Unflattering hackerism for HP-UX
  Hewlett-Packard's Unix port, which features some truly unique bogosities in the filesystem internals and elsewhere (these occasionally create portability problems)....
• HP-SUX: /H-P suhks/ n. Unflattering hackerism for HP-UX
  Hewlett-Packard's UNIX port, which features some truly unique bogosities in the filesystem internals and elsewhere (these occasionally create portability problems)....
• Eudaemonic research proceeded with the casual mania peculiar to this part of the world.
  Nude sunbathing on the back deck was combined with phone calls to Advanced Kinetics in Costa Mesa, American Laser Systems in Goleta, Automation Industries in Danbury, Connecticut, Arenberg Ultrasonics in Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts, and Hewlett Packard in Sunnyvale, California, where Norman Packard's cousin, David, presided as chairman of the board....
• So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us?
  Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you....