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• Hewlett Packard does it with precision.
• This fortune was brought to you by the people at Hewlett-Packard.
• What if is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in your sentences without permission, or risk being sued.
• So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us?
  Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you....
• We were trying to figure out, is this an acceptable business for H-P to be in -- to run an entertainment line?
  It didn't seem like it was part of our core mandate....
• HP-SUX /H-P suhks/ n. Unflattering hackerism for HP-UX
  Hewlett-Packard's Unix port, which features some truly unique bogosities in the filesystem internals and elsewhere (these occasionally create portability problems)....
• HP-SUX: /H-P suhks/ n. Unflattering hackerism for HP-UX
  Hewlett-Packard's UNIX port, which features some truly unique bogosities in the filesystem internals and elsewhere (these occasionally create portability problems)....
• Success is getting up just one more time than you fall.