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• He that would not when he might, He shall not when he wolda.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- The Friar of Orders Gray...
• I have never been so well pleased, as when I could shift power from my own, on the sholders of othe
  or have I ever been able to conceive how any rational being could propose happiness to himself from the exercise of power over others....
• I've had some happy times here, when..when you and Percy have been out.
  -- Edmund to Baldrick : Money...
• He died a hero's death, dying so his friends might live.
  .. ...And that his enemies might have something to go with their potatoes....
• Have you not heard these many years ago Jeptha was judge of Israel?
  He had one only daughter and no mo, The which he loved passing well...
• There was a young man of Cape Horn Who wished he had never been born, And he wouldn't have been If his father had seen That the end of the rubber was torn.
• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
• It was the calm and silent night! Seven hundred years and fifty-three Had Rome been growing up to might, And now was queen of land and sea.
  No sound was heard of clashing wars, Peace brooded o'er the hushed domai...
• If she had not been cupric in her ions, Her shape ovoidal, Their romance might have flourished.
  But he built tetrahedral in his shape, His ions ferric, Love could not help but die, Uncatylised, inert, and undernourished....