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• CBG: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the _worst_ episode ever.
  Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world....
• The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.
  -- Justice Louis D. Brandei...
• Thus, when the lamp that lighted The traveller at first goes out, He feels awhile benighted, And looks around in fear and doubt.
  But soon, the prospect clearing, By cloudless starlight on he treads, And thinks no lamp so cheering As that light which Heaven sheds....
• I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought. -- D. Cave
• I may not be the world's greatest lover, but number seven's not bad. -- Alle
• In Response to the Heavy Mail Department: I did not say that Dan Quayle was so dumb he flunked his blood test.
  I know for a fact that his grade was D+, so I did not say that....
• I guess I began to doubt the existence of God after I had been married about three years.
  -- Brian Savage...
• When in doubt, do what the President does -- guess.