He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Related:
- Who was Casper the Friendly Ghost before
he died... - He possessed a peculiar talent of producing effect in whatever he said or did.
Tacitus (54-119 AD) -- Historiae, ii,... - A pale little ghost appears, but he's run out of treasures.
He soon fades away... - Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism?
He got re-possessed... - Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism?
A: He got re-possessed... - A pale little ghost appears in wireframe glasses and zits.
He drops something, and then vanishes into the gloom... - Man will survive into eternity.
He's too stupid to know when he's beaten... - The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware
that he is wise... - A ghost appears in the room and is appalled by your desecration
of the remains of a fellow adventurer.
He casts a curse on all of your valuables and orders...
