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• Here's a piece of late news. Mr. Arthur Perkiss, the man who this week won five hundred thousand pounds on the pools, has announced that he will never work another day in his life.
  So he's staying on with British Rail. -- Ronnie Corbe...
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• The communist, seeing the rich man and his fine home, says, "No man should have so much.
  The capitalist, seeing the same thing, says, "All men should have as much." -- Phelps Adam...
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• After two or three weeks of this madness, you begin to feel As One with the man who said, "No news is good news.
  In twenty-eight papers, only the rarest kind of luck will turn up more than two or three articles of any interest....
• A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to leave alone.
  -- Henry David Thoreau...
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  The man was never satisfied. Finally, he went to a psychologist who listened until he could take no more, since it was so constant, so negative....