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• Here lies Irvin S. Cobb, not that it makes any difference. -- Written on grave
• Here lies the body of Harry Hershfield. If not, notify Ginsberg & Company, Undertakers, at once.
  -- Written on grave...
• Homer: Mom, I'm sorry I never come to see you. I'm just not a cemetery person.
  Here lies" -- Walt Whitman?! Aargh!...
• Under the wide an starry sky, Dig my grave and let me lie
  Glad did I live and gladly die, And laid me down with a will, And this be the verse that you grave for me, Here he lies where he longed to be, Home is the sailor home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill....
• Under the wide an starry sky, Dig my grave and let me lie
  Glad did I live and gladly die, And laid me down with a will, And this be the verse that you grave for me, Here he lies where he longed to be, Home is the sailor home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill....
• Go ahead. Back up to the RAM disk. I dare you!
• Here stands Tony Randall. I am not going to take this lying down. -- Written on grave
• Under the wide and heavy VAX Dig my grave and let me relax Long have I lived, and many my hacks And I lay me down with a will.
  These be the words that tell the way: "Here he lies who piped 64K, Brought down the machine for nearly a day, And Rogue playing to an awful standstill....
• I told you I was ill. -- Written on grave