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• Here I sit, broken-hearted, All logged in, but work unstarted.
  First net.this and net.that, And a hot buttered bun for net....
• I'm not an idiot, but I play one on the net.
• Boy Am I Tired! It Must Be The NET-LAG!
• I went to the Net and all I got was this stupid tagline.
• Tis better to delete one flame than to survive copy buffer terrorism. -- I. Ne
• All is fish that comth to net. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. xi
• Wiggum: All right, Mr. B. When the kidnappers call with the ransom demand, you tell them you'll leave the money under the big net in the park.
  Lou: And then down comes the net, right, Chief?...