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• Ask a wizard for help.
• Gee, Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous?
• MR. WIZARD!!!! I don't wanna be a Sysop anymore!!!!!!
• Please, Mr. Wizard! Which way is the Byteroom?
• If God can't help you, how about Mr Coffee?
• SMILEY -=#:-) wizard
• I call a wrong number. A guy on the other end says, "Well, what number did you dial?
  Well, did it ring at your house? Then I guess it's yours, Mr. Wizard!" -- Larry Reeb...
• You may be redneck... if you wore a sequined tuxedo to your own wedding.
• The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes. -- George Gobel