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• I practice parallel monogamy
• Dog: I tell you what: I'm gonna smell your behind, then you can smell mine!
  Now is that a deal? Cat: You want to smell my WHAT? -- Red Dwarf - 'Parallel Universe'...
• I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!
• ROD: ROtate Diagonally
• CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n !!
• I parked my hard disk and now I can't find it!
• Possible existence of a parallel universe has been scientifically conceded.
  -- Spock, "The Alternative Factor," stardate 3088.7....
• That's rich coming from Miss Yo-yo knickers.
  -- Lister to his female counterpart in Red Dwarf 'Parallel Universe'...
• I parked my hard drive and it got towed away!