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• A man bites off more trouble than he can chew when he doesn't do what his wife wants.
  You better believe it. -- Satchel Paige...
• If a man wants to borrow trouble, he never needs collateral.
• Scott: "He called you a tin-plated, overbearing dictator with delusions of Godhood!
  Kirk: "And *that's* when you hit him!" Scott: "Ah, no, sir....
• Spock: "He heard you. He simply could not believe his ears.
  -- "The Trouble With Tribbles", Stardate 4525.6....
• My father? My father left when I was quite young.
  Well actually, he was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol. -- George Carli...
• When in trouble, FREQ GETSOMEONETOHELPYOU.ZIP
• When in trouble, delegate.
• No wonder a repeat performance is called a SECOND HELPING.
  When a man goes for seconds, he needs all the help he can get....
• A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child. -- Knights of Pythagora