Hello. I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic
Alaskan females!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
Alaskan females!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
Related:
- I Know A Joke
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Zippy the... - Hey, wait a minute!! I want a divorce!!.. you're not Clint Eastwood!
Zippy the... - A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume.
Zippy the... - HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!!
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Zippy the... - Hello? Enema Bondage? I'm calling because I want to be happy,
I guess.. -- Zippy the... - I know how to do SPECIAL EFFECTS!!
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Zippy the... - Hello, GORRY-O!! I'm a GENIUS from HARVARD!!
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Zippy the... - HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!
Zippy the... - Am I SHOPLIFTING?
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Zippy the...
From the same category:
- The christians were the first to make the existence
of Satan a dogma of the church... - Everywhere I go, I'm asked if I think the universities stifle writers.
My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them... - I do hate sums. There is no greater mistake than to call arithmetic an
exact science.
There are permutations and aberrations discernible... - Never trust anyone who says money is no
object... - My Wife of Borg: I have checks.
Balance is irrelevent...
