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• A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland
• Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to have to supply a man with food and then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
  -- Helen Rowland...
• There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
  -- Helen Rowland...
• There is a vast difference between the savage and civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
  -- Helen Rowland...
• When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
  -- Helen Rowland...
• A lover teaches a wife all that her husband has concealed from her.
• A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
  -- Helen Rowland, American journali...
• After the 16th screw has been replaced, the gasket will have been left off.
  -- Klipstein's Ninth Law of Productio...
• Before marriage, a man declares he would lay down his life to serve you
  after marriage, he won't even lay down his paper to talk to you. -- Helen Rowland...