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• Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees.
  There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south....
• He said that in his whole life he most repented of three thing
  one was that he had trusted a secret to a woman; another, that he went by water when he might have gone by land...
• One night the captain of a tanker saw a light dead ahead.
  He directed his signalman to flash a signal to the light which went....
• In the city today the temperature rose to 180 degrees.
  This sudden rise of temperature was responsible for the intolerable heat....
• I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I had a friend who was a clown... when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  .. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• The most egotistical person we've ever heard of is the one who remarked that he had only been wrong once in his life and that was when he thought he was wrong but wasn't.
• FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person -- a method by which a litigant without money for lawyers is considerately permitted to lose his case.
  When Adam long ago in Cupid's awful court (For Cupid ruled ere Adam was invented) Sued for Eve's favor, says an ancient law report, He stood and pleaded unhabilimented....
• One eare it heard, at the other out it went.
  -- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400) -- Troilus and Creseide, Book iv, Line 435...