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• In the game of life you get to choose where you keep your brain - heads you win, tails you loose.
• There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
  -- Spencer Tracy...
• How many Limbaugh-heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  The number is irrelevant; they just stand around muttering "ditto"....
• You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one.
  -- How does a person decide whom to marry?? -- Kelly, AGE 9...
• I win!" by U. Lose
• Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands!
  Try: ar t "God" drink < bottle; opener (Bourne Shell) cat "food in tin cans" (all but 4....
• Snakes don't have tails...snakes ARE tails.
• Bill Clinton is a closet ditto-head!
• Hillary Clinton is a closet ditto-head!