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• We chased our pleasures here, dug out treasures there.
  Can you still recall the time we cried? Break on through to the other side. -- The Doo...
• Ankh if you love Isi
• Ankh if you love Isis.
• Have you ever tried looking at the stars through a squirrel?
• Nothing is quite so unexpected as the truth. If, for example, you find your spells inadequate to defeat the local dragon, immediately go to your employers and apologize profusely.
  They should be so taken aback by your show of humility that you will have plenty of time to hastily vacate the area, allowing the dragon to eat your employers rather than you, and thus halt any ugly rumors they might have spread about your competence....
• It is better to never have tried anything than to have tried something and failed.
  -- motto of jerks, weenies and losers everywhere...