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• Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open.
  -- Rose Lane...
• Avoid opening doors. You never know whats on the other side.
• History is on our side (as long as we can control the historians).
• Marge: Why don't we do something to take our minds off the storm?
  [looks through a box] Oooh, a Rubik's Cube!...
• For 300 years we have denied the carnal side of our nature.
  How can we learn to put that aside? Eh, well, you....
• Nothing will surprise us more than to pass through to the other side of the veil and realize how well we recognize our Father's face.
  -- Ezra Taft Benso...
• Here is a simple experiment that will teach you an important electrical lesso
  On a cool, dry day, scuff your feet along a carpet, then reach your hand into a friend's mouth and touch one of his dental fillings....
• COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
  his dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot....