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• Kirk: "Uh, the uh, Universal Translator was confiscated." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
• Mumble.
• Slightly deaf students will have instructors who mumble. -- M. M. Johnsto
• There are certain universal ideas and concepts common to all intelligent life.
  This device [the universal translator] instantaneously compares the frequency of brain wave patterns, selects those ideas and concepts it recognizes, and then provides the necessary grammar....
• If in doubt, mumble.
• You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married and few words in your sleep to get divorced.
• People are afraid of new things. You should have just taken an existing product and put a clock on it or something.
  -- Homer, on the baby translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• When in doubt, mumble.
• 0366 Have you written a Sendmail configuration file?
  0367 ... Does it work? 0368 ... Do you mumble "defocus" in your sleep? -- from THE HACKER TEST...