A Host Is A Host From Coast To Coast And No One Will Talk To A Host That's Close Unless The Host (that Isn't Close) Is Busy, Hung Or Dead.

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A host is a host from coast to coast
And no one will talk to a host that's close
Unless the host (that isn't close)
is busy, hung or dead.
-- David Lesher

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