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• 'I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out.' -- Judge Harry Stone
• Men make history, and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still.
  Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and 2 to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting "Objection !...
• Bebop was about change, about evolution. It wasn't about standing still and becoming safe.
  If anybody wants to keep creating they have to be about change....
• How many aides -- does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
  None, they like to keep him in the dark....
• How many blacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: One to boogie up the ladder, two to keep the beat....
• Kid -- riding a buffalo is dangerous! Keep the change and buy yourself a gravity knife and some fireworks.
  -- Sound advice from THE BADGER...
• Q: Why do women change their minds so often? A: To keep them clean.
• The Beach Bully: Harry Ayp