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• Babes prefer hard disks to floppy ones.
• Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones!
• Where do broken hard disks go?
• Old habits die hard.
• Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records.
  Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I merely shot it....
• AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
• Life is hard, and then you die. -- Record Title
• Ha! I NEVER pay income tax! -- Famous Last Word
• Grammarians never die-they fall into a comma.