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• Hand, n.: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• hand, n: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
• Hand: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
• MOUSQUETAIRE, n. A long glove covering a part of the arm.
  Worn in New Jersey. But "mousquetaire" is a might poor way to spell muskeeter....
• ACCORDION, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
  -- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
• LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...