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• If Bill Gates were an alchemist, he'd be able to turn gold into lead.
• Money isn't everything, but it sure does keep the children in touch.
• QOTD: Money isn't everything, but at least it keeps the kids in touch.
• Touch if you must, Pay up if you bust.
• EROGENEOUS ZONE -- the skin you touch to love.
• You are a devil at everything, and there is no kind of thing in the 'versal world but what you can turn your hand to.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. xi...
• In God we trust. You pay in gold.
• When you're mining, you mine for the gold, not the dirt.
• Those who can, do. Those can't, teach. Those who destroy everything they touch, become high school counselors.