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• Price does not include taxes, title, destination charges, or dealer prep.
• We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.
  -- Leona Helmsley, quoted in the NY Times, July 22, 1989...
• Ahh - a desq with a view!
• Apathists of the world ..... ahh, forget it!
• How many phone perverts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  GASP GASP The interesting thing PANT here is what GASP are they wearing when they do it?...
• For they starve the frightened little child Till it weeps both night and day
  And they scourge the weak, and flog the fool, And gibe the old and grey, And some grow mad, and all grow bad, And none a word may say....
• Why are there no grey M&M's?
• People who don't Think probably don't have Brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• Not enough brains cells for the Prozac to be effective.