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  "Why the sea is salt?" whispered back the assistant....
• Malloy: Homer, old chap, well done. If anyone was going to catch me, I'm glad it was you.
  Homer: Actually, it wasn't me, it was my dad, Grampa....
• Never hold anyone by the button or the hand in order to be heard ou
  for if people are unwilling to hear you, you had better hold your tongue than them....
• I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever.
  And when they get in, I'm back on the street! With all of my criminal buddies!...
• Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours.
  Dale Carnegie...
• What's all this bru-ha-ha?
• Confidence is what you had before you realized that you didn't have what you thought you had and now you need.
• I thought you had the plane tickets! -- Famous Last Word