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• The Three Major Kind of Tools * Tools for hittings things to make them loose or to tighten them up or jar their many complex
  ophisticated electrical parts in such a manner that they function perfectly....
• The Three Major Kind of Tools * Tools for hittings things to make them loose or to tighten them up or jar their many complex
  ophisticated electrical parts in such a manner that they function perfectly....
• The Three Major Kind of Tools * Tools for hittings things to make them loose or to tighten them up or jar their many complex
  ophisticated electrical parts in such a manner that they function perfectly....
• Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power tools aren't soluble in alcohol.
  .. -- Crazy Nigel...
• Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power tools aren't soluble in alcohol .
  .." -- Crazy Nigel...
• Middle age is rather like your underwear, it creeps up on you when you're not watching.
• Guppies dancing among brightly colored power tools, their ears ablaze.