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A Heavy Night Snowstorm Is God Saying: "Take Today Off.
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A heavy night snowstorm is God saying: "Take today off."
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Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Winter is natures way of saying "No, not today.
Ross Perot - As flakey as a snowstorm.
Take it off, take it ALL off!
Today you'll start getting heavy metal radio on your dentures.
Today, take an astronaut to launch.
Spring is God's way of saying, "One more time!
I believe in a God which doesn't need heavy financing. -- Fletch
Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
