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• God said it, I believe it and that's all there is to it.
• Those who believe in God matured, but still need an imaginary friend.
• The god you don't believe in, I don't believe in either.
• I believe in god, I just don't like him.
• I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. -- Frank Lloyd Wrigh
• I don't believe in god because I don't believe in Mother Goose. -- Clarence Darrow
• I would believe only in a god who could dance. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
• They asked me whether I wanted 20-year financing on my house and I said, 'Make it 50!
  The apocalypse is coming, so who cares!' -- Jon Lewi...
• By the way, I paid for the whole trip on Mr. Underhill's American Express card.
  Want the number?" -- Closing Line from the movie Fletch...