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• Our armies swore terribly in Flanders," cried my Uncle Toby, "but nothing to this.
  -- Laurence Sterne (1713-1768) -- Tristram Shandy, Vol. iii, Chap. xi...
• I am sick as a horse. -- Laurence Sterne (1713-1768) -- Tristram Shandy, Vol. vii, Chap. xi
• Of all the cants which are canted in this canting world, though the cant of hypocrites may be the worst, the cant of criticism is the most tormenting!
  -- Laurence Sterne (1713-1768) -- Tristram Shandy, Vol. iii, Chap. xii...
• Go, poor devil, get thee gone! Why should I hurt thee?
  This world surely is wide enough to hold both thee and me....
• The accusing spirit, which flew up to heaven's chancery with the oath, blushed as he gave it i
  and the recording angel as he wrote it down dropped a tear upon the word and blotted it out forever....
• Good wits jump; -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap. xxxvi
• So many heads so many wits. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. iii
• A little folly is desirable in him that will not be guilty of stupidity.
  -- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Book iii, Chap. ix...
• My appetite comes to me while eating. -- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book iii, Chap.
  ix...