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• Great Lover, n.: A man who can breathe through his ears.
• Farmer: n. A man who is outstanding in his field.
• A fool is a man who worries about whether or not his lover has integrity.
  A wise man, on the other hand, busies himself with deeper attributes....
• Real women breathe through their noses.
• Elephant to naked man: How do you manage to breathe through that thing, let alone pick up peanuts?
• The great man is he who does not lose his child's heart." -- Menciu
• The great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up.
  -- Albert Schweitze...
• But 'neath yon crimson tree Lover to listening maid might breathe his flame, Nor mark, within its roseate canopy, Her blush of maiden shame.
  -- William Cullen Bryant (1794-1878) -- Autumn Wood...