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• A bug is always wrong .... when arguing with a chicken.
• Canadian Alphabet:eh,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z.
• Always act in such a way as to secure the love of your neighbour.
  -- Pliny the Elder (23-79 AD) -- Natural History, Book xviii, Sect. 44...
• Quote #586 The continuation that obeys only obvious stack semantics, O grasshopper, is not the true continuation.
  -- Guy Steele...
• Bowel: A letter like A, E, I, O, or U...
• __ , Have you . -U o\__ ' bitten | ________./ a BUG ||_ ||_ today?
• o.O| ACK! / \_ |` '| _/ \ | | =(_)= THPHTH!
  / \/ \/ \ | (o)(o) U / \ C _) (__) \/\/\/\ _____ /\/\/\/ | ,___| (oo) \/ \/ | / \/-------\ U (__) /____\ || | \ /---V `v'- oo ) / \ ||---W|| * * |--| || |`....
• Dear Homer, I. O. U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer.
  Bastard! He's always one step ahead....