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• A return with no gosub.
• Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
• Basic programmers never die. They just GOSUB without RETURN!
• An executive will always return to work from lunch early if no one takes him.
• Without coffee he could not work, or at least he could not have worked in the way he did.
  In addition to paper and pens, he took with him everywhere as an indispensable article of equipment the coffee machine, which was no less important to him than his table or his white robe....
• In the course of reading Hadamard's "The Psychology of Invention in the Mathematical Field", I have come across evidence supporting a fact which we coffee achievers have long appreciated
  o really creative, intelligent thought is possible without a good cup of coffee....
• Firmware update in the coffee machine
• Breakfast: a pot of coffee and a straw.