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• Many people demand to see the car they are going to buy in full daylight.
  Then they go out that evening and fall in love in a dark restaurant....
• Bart: Dad? I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?
  Homer: Do I have to sit up? Bart: No. Homer: Knock yourself out. -- "Bart After Dark...
• A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus. -- Hoove
• Speak softly, but carry an M16.
• There is a homely adage which runs, "Speak softly and carry a big stick
  you will go far." --Theodore Roosevelt [1858-1919] Speech at Minnesota State Fair [Sept. 2, 1901]...
• Cheeble softly, and carry a big chewstick.
• Speak softly and carry a big check.
• Speak softly and carry a thermostellar trigger.