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• At Christmastime, even Santa Claus wouldn't give you love or hope unless you met his impossible conditio
  Have you been a good boy all year?" Damn him! Damn Santa Claus--has anybody ever been a good boy all year?...
• The only one who's good to me, is Santa Claus, a fantasy.
• Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
• SMILEY oO:-)*** Santa Clau
• SMILEY *<:-) Santa Clau
• Santa Claus is watching!
• I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
  -- Dick Gregory...
• SMILEY *<|:-) Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)