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• Arlington - Home of the Texas Rangers!
• Heave Ho - Rangers Blow!
• Rangers do it in the woods.
• Rangers In The Night: Forrest Fya
• There will be vice as long as there are the Rangers.
• Fun Facts, #14: In table tennis, whoever gets 21 points first wins.
  That's how it once was in baseball -- whoever got 21 runs first won....
• Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
  -- Yogi Berra, baseball catcher, manage...
• Happiness is seeing the Rangers on a milk carton.