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• Good customers are rarer than latinum! ... Treasure them! -- Quark
• Lawyers: the larval form of politicians.
• Politicians: lawyers who don't inhale.
• The difference between fantasy and science fiction is that one hast honest politicians scrupulous lawyers, and altruistic doctors, while the other only has beings from outer space.
  -- William John Watki...
• After the lawyers are all dead, kill the Politicians!
• Get even - Tax the politicians!
• There are more dead people than living. And their numbers are increasing.
  The living are getting rarer....
• There is nothing rarer than the ability to recognise ability. -- Robert Half
• Why are many scientists using lawyers for medical experiments instead of rats?
  a) There are more lawyers than rats. b) The scientist's don't become as emotionally attached to them....