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• Lord, give me strength to turn this machine off.
• Please God, Give me patience, but HURRY!
• Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble here now that your wife's a cop?
  Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal!...
• Grant me the strength to ignore ignorance
• It all seems so stupid, it makes me want to give up.
  But why should I give up, when it all seems so stupid. -- Martin Gore...
• Stupid people shouldn't breathe.
• Stupid people shouldn't breed.
• Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!" -- Wanda
• If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.