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Life is too short for short people!
Life's too short not too laugh.
Life is too short to do anything for oneself that one can pay others to do for one.
-- W. Somerset Maugham...
Life is too short, but if you do it fast enough, you can live it one and a half times.
Life is too short. -- Bart Gold
Life is too short to learn Oracle!
Life is too short to wait in lines.
Life's too short for bad coffee.
Anything cut to length will be too short.
